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Their First Roller Coaster
Like most girls, my daughters want only one thing: absolute power. I indulged that desire when planning our most recent trip. Earlier this year, I…
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How I'm Going to Die
I know exactly how I’m going to die. I didn’t seek out this forbidden knowledge, nor did I want it. If a fortune teller offered to tell me the exact…
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Webcomic: Size Does Matter
My kids keep getting bigger, while I keep getting more fragile. It’s a dangerous combination. Waffle still asks me to carry her from time to time. My…
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I Almost Died
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Stabbed in the Back
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Dying on the Table
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When A Pig Gets Drunk
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The Longest Night
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Discussion Thread: Do You Do Roller Coasters
My kids are known for their chaos, not their courage. We have a trip to an amusement park coming up. The girls are talking a big game now, but w…
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Newsletter 2023-05-30
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Birthday Interview with Betsy
Due to the holiday weekend, the regularly scheduled Monday newsletter will come out Tuesday. I’m so disappointed in all of you for spending your time…
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The Race to Nowhere
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Webcomic: Stocking Up
Today is the first day of summer vacation. My kids will now be home for 72 days in a row. My 13-year-old did the math. How nice of her. Now I know…
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Discussion Thread: Most Hated Toy
What's the toy you hate the most, and who gave it to your kid? I ask that under the assumption that it wasn't you. When my kids want me to buy t…
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Triple Birthday Party: Daddest Dad Edition
Newsletter 2023-05-21
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Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell
Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell
Family comedy one disaster at a time.
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