Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell
Family comedy one disaster at a time.
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Webcomic: Controlled SubstanceListen now (2 min) | AI Transcription Caffeine doesn't have much of an effect on me. It's probably because I'm too dead inside to get riled up over much of anything, chemical or otherwise. Caffeine only has an effect on me at super physiological doses. My first job at the age of…
Discussion Thread: The Best Method to Cook a TurkeyListen now (3 min) | AI Transcription What's your preferred method of turkey preparation? This one is gonna get controversial. Of course, there's always the oven. You can wake up at 2:00 AM and put the turkey in so it can cook for 30 minutes per pound or whatever it is. Full…
What Happened to the Christmas TreeListen now (14 min) | It started with a promise. I told the kids we’d put up the Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving. I’d be off work, and they’d be off school, spaced out and in need of something to do. I’d suggest that idle hands are the devil’s playground, but that…
