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Newsletter 2023-03-24
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The metric system is fine. It's cold and logical, if that's your thing. But the United States customary units have something the metric system never will: pizzazz. A barrel is 31.5 gallons , not to be confused with an oil barrel, which is 1 and 1/3 liquid barrels or 42 gallons…
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What's your best school project horror story? My twelve-year-old, Betsy, has had a string of poster board assignments in the last few weeks. The most recent one required her to make an "unhealthy" food healthy. I can't begin to tell you how loaded those two terms are. At least…
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The assignment hasn't actually started yet, but it's coming. My 12-year-old, Betsy, has been talking about it for weeks. She's so nervous, but I'm not…
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I'm devastated when certain eras come to an end, like our unbroken streak of family dances. I’ll miss those for the rest of my life. But there are other…
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Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell

Family comedy one disaster at a time.
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