Amateur Veterinarians

Newsletter 2019-05-02

I'm reversing the normal order this week and talking about my book first and all my family’s crazy adventures second (Scroll down to the next section if you can’t wait). I can get away with moving my book up because there are no gatekeepers for this email list, not even my wife. Lola first sees each lengthy message when it shows up in her inbox just like it does for everybody else. It’s supposed to be easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, but I think both are equally impossible. My entire marriage hinges on the fact that Lola doesn’t have enough free time to file for divorce.

Anyway, I'm giving away the first four chapters of my new book for free. You can download them here:

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I have enough faith in my writing that I believe giving people a huge free sample will lead many readers to buy the whole book. Never mind that I’m someone who can eat a full meal’s worth of free samples at the grocery store without ever buying a thing. My addiction to cocktail weenies with …