Do It For The Cake

Newsletter 2018-04-30

I’m sorry to report a member of my family has a debilitating condition. No, it’s not my wife or kids. It’s not even my pets, who seem to get younger by the day and might outlive us all. The serious flaw is actually with my phone. And, yes, my phone is definitely a family member. I won’t say I love it more than my kids, but I won’t say I love it less than them, either. Let’s just say the official rankings would cause some family drama.

The problem is the audio jack keeps cutting out. I went through four pairs of headphones trying to get it to work, which was tragic because ignoring friends and family members suddenly became much more difficult. Then tonight I plugged a microphone into the audio jack for a Wrong and Wronger penalty video (Yes, I somehow lost despite being completely right. Again.). The jack failed again, and I lost all the audio. That’s why this week’s penalty video will be at least a day late. I’ll reshoot it tomorrow without using the extra microphone and see what happ…