The Ugliest Easter Bunny You'll Ever See

Newsletter 2020-04-13

Does the Easter Bunny still come in the middle of a pandemic? Not at our house. We don’t have an Easter Bunny costume, but we do have a Batman one, so we had Easter Batman instead. Although it wasn’t so much a Batman costume as a man-sized Batman onesie, so we actually had Easter Pajama Batman. Just like Jesus intended.

Was this the greatest Easter the kids ever had? Honestly, Easter Pajama Batman kind of phoned it in. But my kids can’t compare notes with other kids (Thanks, quarantine!), so as far as they know, they had the best Easter around. Besides, by next year they won’t remember this Easter. I’m banking on their short attention spans and even shorter memories to absolve me of most of my parenting fails. I should probably stop writing all of this down.

My kids are big fans of Easter. And Halloween. And Christmas. Basically, they’re all in for any excuse to amass a huge pile of candy. If Arbor Day came with treat bags, they would suddenly love trees. Most years, we don’t so much ha…