Betsy asked me to sign a permission slip so she could join FFA. It’s a fine organization, and I’ve certainly had a hand in getting her enamored with livestock. I’m totally going to ruin all of these kids. The same night, however, I took Betsy straight from cross country practice to a late dinner at home, only to remember that she was actually supposed to be at a Boy Scout meeting. Plus she still had to shower and do her homework. If she did everything, she wouldn’t have had time to sleep until the next afternoon. I had to put my foot down and be the bad guy: No more clubs, at least not until she learns to be in two places at once. Maybe Hermione will loan Betsy her Time-Turner. That was the inspiration for this week’s webcomic.
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