The girls don’t order caviar, but they might as well. Instead of making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at home virtually for free, they’d rather pay for an Uncrustable in the school cafeteria. For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what that is, it’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made in a factory, but with the crust cut off. It’s less material, which makes it cost more, obviously. I’ll be lucky if those school lunch accounts last to the end of the month.
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