Listen now | We had three separate medical emergencies in one day. That’s a lot, even for me. You might have thought I was out of the danger zone after I narrowly survived my appendix exploding, but the main way I prove I’m still alive is by continuing to make choices that endanger my mental, physical, and emotional well being. Three times on Saturday, nature tried to kill me. Twice, it instead struck down someone standing just feet away. The wilderness was a little off in its aim. The final time, it nailed me, but I didn’t realize the full extent of the damage until nearly twelve hours later when I was literally out of the woods. The alcohol probably had something to do with that delayed effect, not that I would ever admit to imbibing a mere two weeks after life-saving surgery. In the following story, assume all references to drinking refer only to water. I take my hydration
The woods are lovely, dark and deep..................... A snake would have killed the entire day for me. I thought you were going to be a hero and suck out the venom of your friend's leg but you had splinters yet to get, I guess.
Is no one going to remark how strong Lola is?!? She started pushing James from a dead stop at the bottom of the hill and didn’t stop or falter once until she made it to the top! 🦸🏻♀️
How have you not seen any Golden Girls episodes? I know I am older than you by some years but I know a 30 year old who LOVES the Golden Girls.. i think you should watch a season.. I loved Alf!
You're obviously being punished for going against the natural order of life...you've been having fun interacting with strangers. You should know better.
Apparently the 2 covid years had given the forest enough time to plan its wicked revenge!😂
It was a mistake to give it space for plotting.
Yes!😈
Final Destination, but in real life! You are doomed. I hope your life insurance is paid up 😂
I'm worth more dead than alive.
Makes sense if Wile E. Coyote was trying to get you...
He plays the long game.
Wait, was your friend okay after the snake bite?
Yes, but he's now on the lookout for snakes everywhere. I can't imagine why.
I don't think it's a coincidence that newsworthy things happen to you AND you're a writer. Sometimes the Universe aligns.
You're right. I have picked a very dangerous profession.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep..................... A snake would have killed the entire day for me. I thought you were going to be a hero and suck out the venom of your friend's leg but you had splinters yet to get, I guess.
I'd cut off his leg before I sucked the venom out. We have boundaries.
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I think Lola and the others recognized the danger of being close to you...
Is no one going to remark how strong Lola is?!? She started pushing James from a dead stop at the bottom of the hill and didn’t stop or falter once until she made it to the top! 🦸🏻♀️
Just so you know - Sophia has the glasses, and Golden Girls is one of the best of all times. You definitely have to check it out sometime
How have you not seen any Golden Girls episodes? I know I am older than you by some years but I know a 30 year old who LOVES the Golden Girls.. i think you should watch a season.. I loved Alf!
Well, that’s a wrap for August 2022! Five females need you!
I strongly suspect they'd be just fine without me.
You're obviously being punished for going against the natural order of life...you've been having fun interacting with strangers. You should know better.
That's it. I flew too close to the sun.