The First Thing I Ever Wrote

We all have to start somewhere. We don’t all have to share it. Against my better judgment, I’m putting this out there anyway. Behold, the first “comedy” article I ever wrote, twenty-two years ago when I was a sophomore in high school. I made a video of myself reading it so you can watch me cringe at my own words in real time. I plan to make fun videos like this every week for paid subscribers ($5 per month, or $50 per year), but this week’s post is free to give you a sense of what I have to offer. Hope your Friday is less embarrassing than mine.