We all have to start somewhere. We don’t all have to share it. Against my better judgment, I’m putting this out there anyway. Behold, the first “comedy” article I ever wrote, twenty-two years ago when I was a sophomore in high school. I made a video of myself reading it so you can watch me cringe at my own words in real time. I plan to make fun videos like this every week for paid subscribers ($5 per month, or $50 per year), but this week’s post is free to give you a sense of what I have to offer. Hope your Friday is less embarrassing than mine.
I was also a sophomore when I got my first humor piece published, in the school newspaper. (I was co-editor, so there was no one to stop me.) I have to give you credit for digging yours up--I buried mine six feet deep with a layer of concrete, and salted the earth.
First of all, it proves that you actually invented Raving Rabbids, and you might have a case to claim a share of the profits. And second, interestingly, aren't the Roos in the Chosen Twelve sort of similar to these rabbits ?
I was also a sophomore when I got my first humor piece published, in the school newspaper. (I was co-editor, so there was no one to stop me.) I have to give you credit for digging yours up--I buried mine six feet deep with a layer of concrete, and salted the earth.
Time to break it out. You know, for comraderie.
Or for camaraderie. :p
The good news is: It no longer exists.
That was awesome.
You have progressed.
I'd like to think so, if only a little
I suggest you add captioning to make your videos accessible to those who. Have hearing difficulties.
First of all, it proves that you actually invented Raving Rabbids, and you might have a case to claim a share of the profits. And second, interestingly, aren't the Roos in the Chosen Twelve sort of similar to these rabbits ?
You blocked me on Twitter a long time ago because I noticed you did the follow and unfollow thing because that's what awesome people do
I feel like the seeds of the elephants with diarrhoea may be in this story!
Lol, you might be right
You have certainly improved! Hilariously awful but better than my awful poetry from high school!
Hilariously awful is still hilarious. That's good enough for me.
I think every story should have a Phil. (And to think most guys your age were just doodling their favorite football team's logo.)
The best part is I spelled it with two L's for some reason. Words truly were a mystery to me
Wowzers. Modern-Breakwell is certainly preferable but teenage-Breakwell was fun to hear.
Teenage Breakwell was a menace to society and should have been stopped
This is glorious XD