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Webcomic: Love Hurts

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It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without some drama. So, the kids this morning were not super cooperative. And why would they be? They woke up early and came downstairs to a table full of all the junk food I bought them for Valentine's Day. There were donuts with pink and white frosting. There was a Grogu tin of chocolates. There were chocolate covered pretzels. There were candy bars. There was just a whole bunch of stuff. Basically, I'm a terrible person giving my kids terrible food, but hey, it's Valentine's Day. I thought I'd be extra nice.

They, in turn, started fighting each other for reasons that are lost of time. They really don't need a reason. All I know is the kids went back upstairs to get dressed, and all of a sudden I heard some kid scream out in pain, which means they've been attacked by somebody else and are drastically overreacting. You might think that getting dressed and brushing your teeth are solo activities, but you're wrong. They require constant com…

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