Hello!

I’m James Breakwell, the author of The Chosen Twelve, How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means), and a whole mess of comedy parenting books.

Every Monday morning since 2018, I’ve sent out a comedy article full of real, hilarious stories to fill your life with just a little more joy and a little less existential dread. (Unless you’re one of my parents, in which case reading about my misadventures makes your dread level go up exponentially.)

Nearly 100,000 readers subscribe, including all sorts of famous, powerful people who probably should have better things to do. It turns out the desire to have a quick laugh at the start of the work week is universal. Join us!

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  • Bonus Thursday emails
    Every Thursday morning, I’ll send you an all-new comedy article exclusive to paid subscribers.

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    This includes every newsletter I’ve ever written going back to the dawn of time. (Okay,  more like 2018 when I wrote the very first one, but I think we can all agree that’s when time started getting good).

  • Weekly discussion threads

    This will be where we swap parenting/life/disaster stories and share funny/world-changing advice about how to be more and/or less like us.

  • Weekly video and audio messages.

    Sometimes, they’ll just be my funny musings about life, while other times, they’ll be direct answers to your questions. I’ll even record videos of me reading the articles to you for people who don’t have time to read them themselves but might be able to listen to them while simultaneously doing nineteen other things. Multitasking is a curse.

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