I’m James Breakwell, Twitter-famous non-celebrity and author of The Chosen Twelve, How to Be a Man (Whatever That Means), and a whole mess of comedy parenting books. And now I have a Substack account I think you’re really going to like.
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This includes every newsletter I’ve ever written going back to the dawn of time. (Okay, more like 2018 when I wrote the very first one, but I think we can all agree that’s when time started getting good).
This will be where we swap parenting/life/disaster stories and share funny/world-changing advice about how to be more and/or less like us.
Sometimes, they’ll just be my funny musings about life, while other times, they’ll be direct answers to your questions. I’ll even record podcasts of me reading the articles to you for people who don’t have time to read them themselves but might be able to listen to them while simultaneously doing nineteen other things. Multitasking is a curse.
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