Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell

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May 2023
Discussion Thread: Do You Do Roller Coasters
My kids are known for their chaos, not their courage. We have a trip to an amusement park coming up. The girls are talking a big game now, but w…
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Water World
Newsletter 2023-05-30
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Birthday Interview with Betsy
Due to the holiday weekend, the regularly scheduled Monday newsletter will come out Tuesday. I’m so disappointed in all of you for spending your time…
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The Race to Nowhere
Newsletter 2023-05-26
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Webcomic: Stocking Up
Today is the first day of summer vacation. My kids will now be home for 72 days in a row. My 13-year-old did the math. How nice of her. Now I know…
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Discussion Thread: Most Hated Toy
What's the toy you hate the most, and who gave it to your kid? I ask that under the assumption that it wasn't you. When my kids want me to buy t…
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Triple Birthday Party: Daddest Dad Edition
Newsletter 2023-05-21
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The Impossible Schedule
I was recently shocked to discover the end of the school year is almost here. I hate it when the calendar surprises me by progressing one day at a time…
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Webcomic: Staying Power
As we panic-clean our house for the upcoming triple birthday party, I keep finding messes I’ve overlooked. They’ve been here so long I don’t even see…
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