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Discussion Thread: Should Halloween Candy Have Limits?
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Discussion Thread: Should Halloween Candy Have Limits?

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How do you deal with kids and Halloween candy? Do you let them eat a couple pieces that first night and then a couple every night thereafter for the next thousand days? Because that's about how long it would take my kids to run out of candy at that rate. Or do you let them indulge once or twice where they just can binge as much candy as they want and then you cut them off?

Or do you have no limits whatsoever and let chaos reign? That's how I grew up. We got as much Halloween candy as we wanted, and we ate as much Halloween candy as we wanted. Honestly, as one of 7,000 children, that was really the only way it could be. There was no way we could be monitored all the time. And really, my parents didn't care. Candy doesn't have any more sugar than breakfast cereal, and half the time I ate brownies for breakfast and I'm glad I did. I was in that brief window when literally everything I ate just got turned into height. Now I can look at a brownie from across the room and gai…

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