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Discussion Thread: Worst Gift You've Received
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Discussion Thread: Worst Gift You've Received

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This is a follow up on last week's discussion topic. It was expertly suggested by another commenter in last week's thread. Last week, I asked you what was the best gift you ever received. Now I want to hear what was the worst. There have gotta be some good ones out there.

Was it the time your husband gave you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas? Or perhaps when a family member gave you a bunch of body washes and other scents to cover up your natural musk? I admit that I was the recipient of many of those kinds of gifts in my teenage years, and truth be told, I needed them. As for vacuums, I've never gotten one as a Christmas gift, but I've treated myself to many robot vacuums. Each time I think my house will finally be clean and each time the robot falls. There is a limit to the filth any one mechanical life form can handle, and evidently we are far over that threshold. The robots struggle and complain until finally I just give up on turning them on. The last one we had will…

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