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Webcomic: Essential Order

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I don't think of myself as a guy with a lot of stuff. I don't really like to go shopping. Okay. Correction. I hate to go shopping. It kills me inside to go out places and spend money, but then again, my recent activity suggests that I am a great accumulator of things. I amassed a grand board game selection, albeit on the secondhand market.

I also place an insane number of orders online. Now, partially, this is because I'm not much of a materialist. The stuff doesn't matter to me, or so I tell myself and my delusions. I don't wanna spend much time thinking about it. If the kids say they need something, I don't want to add it to a list and then make a special trip. I want to click two buttons on my phone and then never think about it again. But in the process of doing that, I have suddenly become greatly acquainted with the fleet of delivery drivers hovering around my neighborhood. They are in front of my house all the time with package after package after package.

What ex…

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Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell
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