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Webcomic: New Equipment
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Webcomic: New Equipment

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Remember that new couch I mentioned in the discussion thread? Well, new to us. We don't actually get new things because we have kids, and this case proved our intuition was correct. My children have not forgotten about that new used couch for one second. It's currently directly behind my computer chair, and the kids have been jumping and rolling all over it for days.

It's like they've never seen a couch before. It's the most fascinating thing in the world to them. They've created entire games crafted around it. They're doing summer salts and barrel rolls. It will be a miracle if the couch is still in one piece in a few days when somebody comes over to finally help me carry it upstairs to the playroom.

The worst part is this nonsense is hereditary. I remember in my grandma's basement, she had an entire house worth of old furniture, old couches, old chairs, and that's where she'd banish all the grandchildren. The adults would hang out upstairs and the kids would play Ameri…

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