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Webcomic: Right Tool for the Job

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There are certain projects that never go away, probably because I never do them. There might be a one to one correlation there, but really you can't do all the projects. When you get one project done, there's another project lurking behind it, waiting to destroy your life and your happiness.

That's really the key to home ownership. You've got to realize that since you'll never be done, you just have to manage expectations both for yourself, for visitors and also for your spouse. So every time I tell my wife, Lola, that I think we're in a place where we can just chill, we have enough done for now, there's one project that she always brings up again because I never get it done.

And that project is cleaning out the base. Now, truthfully our basement isn't really that dirty. I mean, in terms of actual dirt, it's filthy. It's a hundred year old basement. That's where ghosts and spiders and monsters live. If you're gonna get murdered, it's definitely gonna be in the basement. …

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