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Webcomic: That Smell
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Webcomic: That Smell

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Houses can smell like many things. If you're lucky, yours smells like freshly baked cookies or a Yankee candle. Mine usually smells like guinea pigs and despair. On other days though, it smells like food. I do most of the cooking in the house. Usually it goes well. Sometimes it does not, and when it doesn't, everyone in the family makes sure I know it.

Smoke has a way of wafting around pretty much forever. That's one of the benefits of 10 foot tall ceilings. Lately, though, I've been cooking one less day a week. We've been making it a priority to have people over one weeknight every week to play board games. When they come over, we feed them because otherwise they wouldn't be here. We buy our friendships through food.

I've been trying to get the family to eat healthy for quite some time, but when we invite people over, all that goes out the window. I really don't care if everybody else lives past 40. That's not my job. Bring out the junk food. That's the excuse for my fa…

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