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Webcomic: The Endless Search
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Webcomic: The Endless Search

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There's nothing more frustrating than when things disappear, and that's really what they do. I certainly didn't lose them except for, you know, those wrist guards. I just bought brand new from Amazon. They weren't cheap, but I figured maybe it was worth it to keep my hands from breaking off at the joint. I did just pay for that expensive surgery. I had a good spot for them too. They were always on the front seat of my car. If I never put them away, I could never lose. Well, I lost them. My best guess is I left them at the gym. I owned them for all of 10 days. Now I have to buy them again, but it gets worse.

I can't tell you how many times I've done exactly what's in the comic. I've looked for something that was actually in my hand. It happens most often with my phone. It's glued to my palm so much that it's basically a part of my body. I forget that the object is even there. On those times when it's not in my hand and I can't find it, though, my whole world falls apart.…

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Exploding Unicorn by James Breakwell
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